Book Review: The Invisible Man

First published on 50 Book Challenge on 17 June 2016.


Invisible is a colour, right? Either way, I’m counting it as one under the “book with a colour in its title” category because: (a) there’s stuff I want to say about this book, and (b) it didn’t really fit into any of the other categories either. If that rankles your linguistic or scientific sensibilities then I guess that’s a shame, but I’m sure you’ll get over it. Besides, it’s my blog and it follows my rules. So, yeah. Disclaimer over, let’s talk about The Invisible Man by H. G. Wells.

The titular invisible man is a scientist named Griffin who deliberately turns himself invisible only to realise that being invisible is more of a burden than a freedom. Although the reasoning for always keeping his body unseen under clothing and bandages is revealed to the characters fairly late on in the story, the title obviously makes it clear to the readers right from the start. This meant that the reader, like Griffin, was more knowledgeable about the situation than any of the viewpoint characters, which gave us an early insight into how it must have felt to be Griffin surrounded by the ignorance of all the other humans.

I do feel that there are some unfortunate implications in the first half of the novel, given that most of the characters are fairly unpleasant stereotypes of people less well off than H. G. Wells himself was. All of the working class women are nosy busybodies, while the working class men are all slow idiots. The landlady that Griffin rents a room from is particularly infuriating. She hovers around Griffin despite his repeated requests to be left alone, and she deliberately ignores her husband’s subtle hints that she should stop talking. And, sure, it transpired that Griffin was a complete psychopath and probably deserved a bit of inconvenience, but she had no reason to know that. He was paying her for a room, requested to be left in peace, and she blatantly ignored his wishes. If a person asks you to leave them alone and respect their privacy, then it’s only decent to leave them alone and respect their privacy.

Eventually Griffin does lose his patience and swears at her, and although the novel paints this in a negative light, I’d say she darn well deserved it. If I had to spend all my time around such intervening inconsiderate jerk-bags, I too might end up slightly unhinged and start taking the view that these prying gossipmongers weren’t worth my effort to try not to hurt. And, okay, I wouldn’t go on a full murder-rampage like Griffin ended up doing, but she absolutely brought his cussing on herself. Heck, and then she had the gall to get all ruffled up and indignant, which was utterly uncalled for!

Aaanyway, after some time, his secret invisibility is discovered and Griffin has to go on the run. Because he doesn’t want to draw attention to himself, he removes his visible clothes and convinces a tramp named Thomas Marvel to carry his books and money for him. The tramp foolishly attempts to rob him, and is subsequently chased by the invisible man to a town where, by pure chance, a fellow scientist who knew Griffin at university lives. The scientist is named Dr. Kemp, and he’s probably the first reasonable character to appear in the novel – which is also kinda unfortunate given he’s also one of the first middle-class characters to turn up. (The book was written a long time ago, so I guess it’s not really fair to judge H. G. Wells for his apparent classism, but it’s still worth pointing out that it is present, I think.)

Kemp is the first guy who is really willing to help Griffin even after the invisibility is revealed to him, and so he is also the first person to whom Griffin discloses the events that led to his becoming an invisible fugitive. This is the point for me where the novel became really interesting as we hear, in Griffin’s words, how it felt to be an invisible man. He talks about how he can’t wear clothes if he wants to remain invisible, but he did need to try to steal some clothing to keep out the cold winter. He talks about how the food he eats remains visible for a while after he’s eaten, so he has to hide while it’s digesting. He talks about how dogs can still smell him but, because they can’t anyone there, they go crazy around him.

We also slowly realise how deep Griffin’s disregard for his fellow humans goes. ​Although Griffin doesn’t see anything wrong with, for example, knocking out a disabled old man, robbing, gagging and tying him up, Kemp is understandably horrified and he refuses to aid Griffin in setting up a “reign of terror”, instead sending word to the police station to come and arrest Griffin.

Realising that Kemp has betrayed him, Griffin flees and develops a vendetta against Kemp, murdering innocent people and assaulting one of Kemp’s servants. I really enjoyed the fact that in order to catch Griffin, Kemp discloses all the relevant information he picked up from Griffin’s story. What at the time had seemed to be merely a “how I got here” explanation was turned into a how-to guide on how to destroy an invisible man. Eventually Griffin is killed, and slowly, as his cells die, he reverts to being visible again. The novel ends with Marvel, the tramp who had stolen Griffin’s notebooks, determining to do better as an invisible person that Griffen managed, and the scene where he attempts to decipher Griffin’s notes is actually rather adorable. It’s clear that Marvel has no idea what to make of the language in the notebooks, “Hex, little two up in the air, cross and a fiddle-de-dee,” and through this we know Griffin’s formula is lost forever.

All in all, I had a lot of fun reading The Invisible Man by H. G. Wells. It’s not too long or laborious, which is something I really like about Wells’s novels. I was able to finish it in two evenings, and I’m a very slow reader. I thought some of the details were pretty cool ideas, in particular the fact that Griffin’s food remained visible after he’d eaten (and its subsequent use as a Chekov’s gun). I do think the second half of the novel was more interesting than the first half, but it was overall a good read that I enjoyed very much.

Piano Day… Apparently, it’s a Thing!

So, I just learned that today is the 88th day of the year, which can only mean one thing… today is Piano Day! Celebratory glissandi all round!

In all seriousness, though, I’d never heard of the day until I saw it mentioned on the ABRSM Facebook page. Doesn’t surprise me that it exists, though. If earlier this month we observed Pi Day and in May we’ll get to celebrate Star Wars Day, then why not have a Piano Day on equally tenuous grounds? There are 88 keys on a standard piano, Piano Day falls on the 88th day of the year; it’s not like we were using the 29th of March for any OTHER purposes

Besides, it gives me a good excuse for talking about a super cool and exciting piano-related thing that is going on in my life at the moment.

I’ve been working as a Cultural Assistant in museums and libraries in East Dunbartonshire since September. It was while I was on my first shift at the Lillie Art Gallery in Milngavie about a month ago that I met a lovely creative gentleman named Geoff Foord, who is a member of the Milngavie Art Club. More pertinently to this story, he is also a musician in a band, the Henry Ford Band, that he recently created with his friend, John Hendry.

We were small-talking at the front desk, and I mentioned that I play the piano. It was lovely to have a nice conversation on what was otherwise a fairly quiet weekday, but I didn’t expect anything grand to come of it.

Imagine my pleased surprise when, a few days ago, I received a very courteous email from Geoff, asking me whether I would like to play the piano to accompany the band on a few tracks of an album that they are recording! This isn’t like anything I have ever done before. Sure, I’ve accompanied live singing, both privately with friends for fun and more formally while at university, and I’ve recorded piano videos for YouTube using my phone, but to get the opportunity to play in a real recording studio for an established band would be a super amazing experience and, while undoubtedly will require work to make a good job of it, I expect it will also be a lot of fun.

Having talked to Geoff yesterday, it also transpires that, rather than being given sheet music to play from as I would have been used to, I will be given track demos to listen to and, with creative input from the band proper, will arrange an accompaniment around that. This will be a completely new playing adventure for me, but I think, also, it will be a very valuable experience and useful skill to learn and practise.

It’s still in the early stages, with regards to my participation, but I am really excited about this wonderful opportunity that has been offered to me. Provided everything goes well, and they like what I do, this will be great fun and really cool. I’m totally psyched!

If you like, you can have a wee listen to my current favourite song of theirs. I think it has a kind of Razorbills quality, which I really like:

The Henry Ford Band – Diet

Book Review: You’re Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)

First published on 50 Book Challenge on 4 December 2015.


I first came across Felicia Day while watching the web series Doctor Horrible’s Singalong Blog, which is a musical starring Neil Patrick Harris as an aspiring supervillian and Nathan Fillion as his jerkass superhero nemesis. (I definitely recommend checking it out if you haven’t seen it.) But I didn’t put a name to her face until a few years later, when I saw her in some videos on the YouTube show TableTop – in which Wil Wheaton plays board games with a few of his friends. I thought she was really funny and always seemed to be having a good time playing games for a living, but it was a throwaway comment she made on during one of the TableTop episodes that especially drew me to her. It turned out that, like me, Felicia Day was a music major. I’ve often been told that music is a hobby, not a viable career option, so encountering a person who had studied music at university (and managed to make a living out of it) made me feel a lot more confident about my own choice of degree. I was encouraged that there was still a possibility that I wouldn’t end up spending most of my adult life in unfulfilled, penniless misery. It sounds sort of pathetic as I write it out, but at the time I found it really affirming to know that someone that I admired had made the same degree choice that I had.

So, when I saw that Felicia Day had written a memoir, of course I bought and read it. And, in all seriousness, I loved it. The writing style was casual and personal, the topics that Felicia chose to talk about were interesting and relevant, and she managed to highlight some serious issues in a funny, lighthearted manner without trivialising the content.

The book starts with Felicia talking about her eccentric, home-schooled childhood, and her life at university. I enjoyed reading the precociously cute diary entries she had written as a little girl and learning about some of the antics that she and her brother got up to as kids.

“Do you know what I would like more than anything (except environmental and biological stability forever) in the world? I would like to travel in time like in Quantum Leap. It would be so wonderful!”

Excerpt from Felicia Day’s childhood diary.

Unfortunately for my sense of solidarity with a fellow music major, however, it turned out that Felicia had been something of a music prodigy, which I most certainly am not. She had attended university as a young teenager and was an expert violinist. (And she could sing, too, as demonstrated by her performance in Doctor Horrible’s Singalong Blog, mentioned above.) But even though her music abilities far exceeded my own, I could still identify with her problems with social anxiety. Felicia’s frank, open style of discussing her own feelings of awkwardness around her classmates and lecturers, despite being provably extremely talented, kept her story accessible and amusing.

She also wrote openly about her struggle with gaming addiction, which I found really interesting. I’ve (thankfully) never experienced this problem myself, but I’ve known people who have, and reading this section of Felicia’s memoir really gave me a deeper understanding of the condition. The descriptions of denial, lost ‘real world’ relationships, created ‘in-game’ friendships, and involvement with a support group were extremely moving, and I felt invested in her experiences and journey.

For this reason, I was particularly heartened to read about her recovery process, which was aided by producing and working on the webseries The Guild. The series was based on the gaming community, which she of course had an in-depth understanding of, and it was really nice to see how she used something as parasitic as an addiction to create a work that was loved by so many people. As well as this, there was an enlightening glimpse into the world of movie-making, which I found really fun to read. I even sought out The Guild series and binge-watched the entire show in one evening… I regret nothing!

In a similar vein to the addiction, I really liked the way Felicia tackled writing about her later experiences with burnout, depression and online harassment (i.e. #gamergate). Although these were some pretty sobering subject matters, Felicia managed to include enough mood-lightening humour to balance her more serious content. I thought she wrote very astutely about depression, giving words to feelings that are difficult to express, and I found some of the nasty things people online had done to her really chilling: from death and sexual assault threats to having her home address posted online. At one point she described having received a frightened phone call from her colleague, Wil Wheaton, telling her that she needed to disable the comments on one of her blog posts because there were people posting very personal details about her. Reading this passage and her subsequent ordeal trying to take the comments down while not actually being able to access the internet for herself (on account of having no signal) was pretty harrowing for me as an observer – how awful it must have been for her at the time. It is horrifying that people would be so callous.

I really admire her writing style during the sections about the online harassment; she was surprisingly rational and level-headed. There was anger but it was never unjustified and, while she didn’t make allowances for out-of-line behaviour, she wasn’t needlessly provocative, either. The occasional joke certainly relieved tension while maintaining the ​seriousness of the situation.

I don’t tend to read memoirs very often (the only others that I’ve completed were comedian David Mitchell’s book Backstory and Forever Liesl by actress Charmian Carr). I don’t know why I haven’t read more of them; I’ve highly enjoyed the three that I have read. I really like Felicia Day’s style of acting, and presenting, and also, it turns out, writing. It was a fun and enlightening book. I thought it was great.

Book Review: Pantomime

First published on 50 Book Challenge on 22 October 2015.


Last May, one of my best friends suggested that I read the young adult novel Pantomime, by Laura Lam. I borrowed the book at the time, but university exams and then other time constraints meant that I didn’t complete it until a few days ago. However, having been urged to get a move on so that it can be lent to some other people, I took a few hours’ break from studying in order to finish the book.

Pantomime follows an intersex teenager, who has been raised as a girl (Iphigenia Laurus) but runs away to join the circus adopting a male identity (Micah Gray). It is a pretty original premise for a story – I had never come across any other novels that feature a non-cis protagonist who is openly described as such. (Admittedly, I’d also never actively sought out books about non-cis people, and a quick Google search brought up a few others). It’s clear, though, that there is a significant dearth of books about people who aren’t cisgender, which alone makes Pantomime worth checking out, even if it weren’t for all the other factors that make the book a good read.

I liked the style that Pantomime was written in. It subverted the common model of alternating chapters between two characters by making the chapters shared between one character, with the twist that one of the viewpoints is really a flashback to Micah’s old life as Iphigenia. As well as being an interesting approach to a fairly formulaic writing style, it allowed Micah’s backstory to be gradually revealed over the course of the book. This made the horrifying discovery of the exact events that prompted the kid to runaway from home all the more effective. What would have already been a major plot-shifting reveal now occurred only after it had been made clear that living as Iphigenia was considerably less fulfilling and more distressing than living as Micah was. This put the reader in a better position to understand Iphigenia’s subsequent feelings and actions. If the timeline had been more linear, we would only have met Iphigenia at the point of the reveal, and might have accidentally arrived at some incorrect or problematic conclusions (for example, that Iphigenia was the ‘real’ identity).

Pantomime is a Gaslamp Fantasy set on the magical world of Ellada. I initially thought that the background magical elements were slightly gratuitous, but they did come in useful without being too contrived and throughout they added to the fantastic feel of the circus, and the setting in general. The little excerpts from in-universe writings that opened each chapter were a nice touch, and I liked Lam’s use of expressive, sometimes antiquated, language that enhanced the overall atmospheric effect while still remaining accessible.

I thought that all of the characters were rounded and entertaining, even the minor ones. I particularly liked the circus cook, a lovable grump who gave meager food rations unless confronted and didn’t receive nearly enough page-time in my opinion, and Iphigenia’s brother, who is the only person from her old life who knows “Gene’s” secret but accepts her for who she is anyway. If the romantic aspects of the plot felt a little unnecessary, they weren’t overbearingly so, and the decidedly-unromantic romantic aspects of the plot were fittingly dark and freaky.

In fact, although Pantomime is a book aimed at young adults, Laura Lam doesn’t shy away from dark themes. The reactions of some of the characters when they found out Iphigenia/Micah’s true identity was pretty harrowing to read, and I was unprepared for the dramatic darkening in tone in the final few pages. This was no bad thing, though; I very much enjoyed the last few chapters because, up until that point, I had found the story fairly predictable.

There was one point I noticed where the narrative seemed to be undermining its own purpose. It felt a little odd that a book that focused so heavily on the gender identity of its main character would describe a porcelain doll as “something any little girl would cherish.” (p.151). At the time, I found it grating that gender stereotypes were taken for granted by a character who ought to know better, but on reflection it could also be that Micah had been influenced by the Victorian-style culture around him despite also being an outcast. I really like the subtlety there, and it makes me wonder if there was similar subtext elsewhere that I might have missed.

The inclusion of an intersex character at all was a refreshing change from the norm, which makes it so gutting that this also (tangentially) resulted in one of the main problems I had with the book. It seems likely that most major publishing houses wouldn’t risk printing a book about a non-cis person, and the publishing company that Laura Lam has gone through is a very small one that probably doesn’t have the resources to rigorously check spelling and grammar. This unfortunately means that the book contains a considerable number of distracting errors that are detrimental to the reading experience and made it difficult for me to stay immersed in the story. But this was a minor quibble and, since the book is about to be re-released, I expect most of these problems have been identified and corrected in the new edition.

I really enjoyed Pantomime. It was a fun book with an angle that few authors have ever gone for. The problems I had with the grammar and spelling were distracting, but the detailed world building and colourful descriptions more than made up for that. All in all, it was a good read – thank you, Ali, for recommending it.

Vikingdom Coming

Last weekend my parents and I attended Largs’s annual Viking Festival. The weather was fantastically sunny, the best they’d had all week, and I want to tell you about this really fun day.

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Arkansas Ramblers

We woke unreasonably early, about half past nine in the morning (the horror!), and drove for an hour and a half to arrive in time to see my mother’s friends from work performing on the music stage. These friends were members of the recently established, Glasgow-based band the Arkansas Ramblers, a group of ten musicians who perform Old Time Americana, Country and Bluegrass music. I really enjoyed the performance; there was a nice mixture of older music, such as the pro-unionist, Civil-War tune ‘Kingdom Coming’ to more recent compositions like ‘Ashokan Farewell’, which was written in 1982 but still fit the overall tone with its mellow traditional sound.

The stand-out section for me was the fantastic duet, ‘Tennessee Waltz’, between Bernadette Collier and Sandy Semeonoff. The harmonies during the chorus are spine-tinglingly rustic, with Collier taking the tune while Semeonoff offers a simple tenor accompaniment that hangs very close to the melody and makes heavy use of third and sixth intervals. The sound is very characteristic of the genre and the voices blend together splendidly. It was fantastic.

It wasn’t even entirely out of place to have traditional American music playing at a Viking festival. After all, the Vikings reached the Americas centuries before Christopher Columbus was born – and towards the end Bill Macaulay, the founder of the group, had even donned a knitted Viking helmet!

After the performance was over, I explored the rest of the festival. There were myriad stalls selling a variety of crafts, lotions, foods, and souvenirs. There were also several fairground attractions, but more fun, for me, was the Viking Village.

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Doctor’s manual (made from vellum). Also plastic amputations, because medicine was horrible back then.

The Viking Village was like an outdoor museum, with wicker huts, old-fashioned stalls, and experts dressed in old Norse outfits who were eager to tell you about their specific roles in the village. There was a fletcher making arrows, a doctor who told us about ancient Norse medicine, a couple of metal workers using traditional Norse tools to shape souvenir coins, and a variety of traders selling furs, bracelets, candles and (harmless) weapons. The candle seller talked about how the keepers of bees were particularly well regarded in old Norse society – they would make mead from the honey, which pleased the locals, and the leftover beeswax would be donated to the churches and made into candles. Meanwhile, the book crafter was showing some children the animal-skin vellum that was used for paper and the children took turns trying (and failing) to rip the tough material.

I got my runes read by a very nice rune reader. She had a bag of tokens and I picked one blind. I drew the “prosperity” token, which looked like a wonky F. Although somewhat fitting given I start my new job tomorrow, I imagine all of the other tokens would have been equally vaguely relevant, too. It was still fun and interesting to experience the ancient Norse superstition, although at the same time it did feel a little uncomfortably New Age-y. That said, I did receive a pretty card and got to keep the token, which was a nice souvenir.

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My favourite hut was the one with the Norse musical instruments. It was really great to see so many ancient instruments; there was an ancient Norse lyre, some ancient panpipes, a type of drum called a bodhrán (which is technically Irish, but oh well), and a bukkehorn made from an animal horn. The man in the hut was playing a tiny harp called a clarsach, which is mainly associated with Celtic origins, but was also played by the Norse people. It was a pretty tune – I didn’t recognise it, but it was soft and atmospheric. I liked it.
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After the Viking Village, my parents and I went to an ice-cream parlour on the beach and had gigantic sundaes. I could only eat about a quarter of my Marshmallow Heaven – vanilla and raspberry ice-cream, with a mountain of cream, and marshmallows, and several wafers, and marshmallow sauce! It was amazing, but it was also huge.

Later that evening, we also got a traditional fish and chip supper (although mine was a smoked sausage, because fish in batter is gross). We were staying out late in order to attend the Festival of Fire, but the restaurant was so understaffed, it took forty minutes for the food to come. It was a bit nerve-wracking – I was worried we’d miss the parade! Luckily, crisis was averted and we arrived just as the parade was starting.

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There were all sorts of characters wandering around, but by far the best costume goes to this guy, who had a clockpunk metal dragon draped around his neck!

The Festival of Fire, was pretty rad; the parade gave everyone who had dressed up the opportunity to show off their amazing costumes. I particularly enjoyed the burly man who, trying to get past a huge crowd of bystanders, called out, “I have an axe, and I’m not afraid to use it!”

I was sceptical that it would get dark in time for the fire in the Festival of Fire to really make an impact, but pleasingly I was proved wrong. As we followed the burning torches through the stalls, and anachronistically through the funfair, the evening light dimmed into nighttime darkness.

We reached the sea, where a Viking longboat was set aflame. It was spectacular, but there were so many people it was difficult to get a good view. Even harder to see, though, was the short re-enactment battle. I didn’t especially mind; there were a lot of children, and it made sense to let them get the better view. My parents and I (along with a lot of other people) were up on a nearby hill where it was a bit dark to see the fighting, but the fantastic fire dancer who followed was very visible. He spun the flames around him in loops and juggled burning torches to the accompanying theatrical Norse music.

The evening ended with a pretty impressive fireworks display. I’ve never been so close to fireworks – it was like they were exploding directly above me! It was very loud, and I had to cover my ears for most of it, but the cost/benefit of the proximity still ultimately landed on the good side!

All in all, it was a very enjoyable day, and driving home listening to the CD of Icelandic singer, Hafdís Huld, was an appropriate end to a lovely Nordic-inspired experience.

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Burn, boaty, burn (Viking Inferno!)

Book Review: A Deadly Deception

First published on 50 Book Challenge on 17 July 2015.


I found this challenge harder than I expected I would. It turns out there are very few fiction books set in my hometown of Bearsden, which is a suburb just outside Glasgow. The most famous book – if Google is to be believed – is one about ‘family and incest’, which I was certainly in no hurry to read. Luckily for me, however, my mother was on hand to save the day. I’m visiting my parents in Bearsden at the moment for the summer holidays, and she suggested we check the local library to see if they had any books set in Bearsden. As well as the aforementioned ‘family and incest’ book, she found Margaret Thomson Davis’s A Deadly Deception.

It wasn’t the kind of book I would generally choose to read – I wouldn’t have given it a second glance if not for this challenge, let alone continued to the end. The book made me angry and I found it infuriating to have to read about a bunch of unlikable characters making horrible mistakes. However, having left ten days between finishing the book and writing this review, I’ve realised that the revolting characters and bad decisions are what makes the book worth reading.

The book follows pensioner, Mabel Smith, who becomes a phone sex worker in order to supplement her pension and shop at Marks and Spencer. Each to their own, I guess. She creates an intimate, over-the-phone relationship with thirty-nine-year-old John – who believes she is a young, curvaceous, blonde-haired, blue-eyed beauty. This would be fine apart from the fact that neither Mabel nor John seem to understand the boundaries that sex workers need to set up and clients need to respect. Sex workers provide a service – a fake fantasy that the client pays them to enact. As a phone sex worker, Mabel was wrong to natter about her own personal life to her client. She had no reason to believe that he wasn’t a complete psycho (which he, of course, turned out to be) and in this sort of situation especially, it is unsafe to mix work with pleasure. Even if she initially gave him the benefit of the doubt, a risky decision in itself, once it became clear that John wasn’t going to stop requesting that they meet in person, that should have sent clear warning bells that this man was at best emotionally dependent on her and at worst a dangerous criminal. At which point, the sensible thing for Mabel to have done would be to end the transaction and block his number from calling her.

John, her client, is just as bad. Even if we ignore the fact that he’s evil, why would he assume that the random woman who he’d called on a sex line was telling him the truth about anything? It was purely a coincidence that she was so incapable of understanding her job that she gave away true information that allowed him to track her location down to the exact apartment block. For all he knew, she could have been fabricating everything. In fact, it would have been more sensible to assume that she was lying to him because that’s how sex work has to function for it to be in any way safe! Oh, and for reference, if you do phone a sex line, the worker on the other end does not owe you anything physical. There are other types of sex worker who deal in the physical side of relationships.

Both of these main characters are already ridiculously incompetent, but it doesn’t stop there! Not only does Mabel blabber about her personal life to her client, she also used a teenager from her apartment block as a muse when describing her sex-worker persona’s appearance to John. Not only is this incredibly dangerous, it’s also an invasion of privacy. Does it really need to be said that modelling your sex-worker persona on another person without their permission is disgustingly sleazy and outright wrong? 

This muse girl, Cheryl, and her boyfriend, Tommy, were the nicest characters in the book. Her drive to create a better life than her alcoholic father had given her was really endearing and she had the sweetest relationship with her boyfriend, who the envious John literally deliberately set fire to at one point (gah, that man makes me so mad!). Their adorable relationship made it all the more heartbreaking to read about these disgusting adults making stupid choices that could well have ruined these two innocent kids’ lives forever. I know it’s fiction, but I really found myself invested in those two characters’ stories and I wanted things to go well for them. I choose to imagine that after the terrible events of this book, the poor girl gets some counselling to work through the horrible ordeal that John put her through and she and Tommy can finally safely move into that flat in the West End together and just live a happy normal life.

It was interesting to read the different characters’ descriptions of the Glasgow and Bearsden areas. Cheryl was enthusiastic about the shops in the city centre while Mabel was intimidated by all of these outlets exclusively targeted towards young people. I enjoyed reading about the buskers down Buchanan Street, and being familiar with the area made the descriptions all the more vivid. I was particularly amused by the mention of the Clanadonia Drummers, who often busk there. The portrayal of Bearsden Cross was just as recognisable, with a detailed description of the Aulds bakery that Mabel visits and that still exists today, despite having been written at a time when Woolworths still existed. Presumably the Marks and Spenser that is at Bearsden Cross nowadays hadn’t been built when the book was written – Mabel has to make her way into the city centre to get the self-indulgent delicacies that she funds with the sex line revenue.

A side plot that occurs in this story, which only crosses the above plot in passing, is about a refuge for abused women that takes up a floor of Cheryl and Mabel’s apartment block. Although these sections didn’t really seem very related to the main story, I found them compelling and interesting to read. This side plot starts with Mrs Janet Peacock who escapes her abusive husband and Stepford life in Bearsden and moves into the refuge in the rougher area of Springburn. It’s understandably a bit of a culture shock as she’s introduced to her roommate, the working-class alcoholic Mary.

I wasn’t keen on how these two women were so stereotypical of their middle- and working-class backgrounds. It seems like a tired cop-out for all the well-off suburbans to have dirty little secret skeletons in their closets while all the poorer city folk are loud and obnoxious. I had a similar problem when I read J. K. Rowling’s The Casual Vacancy. That said, it was hard to actively dislike any of the characters at the refuge. Most of their problems stemmed from the abuse they had experienced, but it was clear that they were all working to come to terms with their situations and fight past the pain. This made a nice change from Mabel and John’s attitudes, who both blamed their failings on other people. (Mabel had been obliged to look after her old-aged parents so was now hedonistic and inconsiderate; John had been left by his wife so had a vendetta against all women.) Something I really liked about the refuge scenes was that, although the abuse had hurt them, these characters were well-rounded and, though present, their past was not their only defining characteristic.

This subplot also raised a whole bunch of dilemmas that I’d never had any reason to think about before reading this book. The sister of one of the abused women reacted really unthinkingly after receiving a letter she received from the woman. The sister was ignorant of the abuse, but I was still appalled that, on receiving the cryptic letter asking to meet, her reaction was to phone the husband and let him know where his wife was. It occurred to me, though, that many people never talk about abuse or how to act in such a situation. That’s a failing of our society and one that I think Margaret Thompson Davis addresses fairly well here. Although, the subsequent storming of the refuge by the armed husband seemed a bit sensationalist.

Another dilemma came when the women in the refuge discovered that Mary, the alcoholic, had begun drinking again. Although it was against the rules of the refuge, they decided not to alert the care staff. This was really troubling for me, because I was torn about the correct course of action. If they told the care staff about Mary’s drinking, she might have been forced to leave the refuge, which would have been utterly devastating for the vulnerable woman. On the other hand, if they didn’t tell the care staff, who then found out about the incident, all of the women might have been forced to leave and Mary could have gotten badly hurt. I honestly don’t know what I would do in such a situation, and am just seriously grateful that I’m not forced to makes that choice!

In A Deadly Deception, Margaret Thompson Davis addresses issues that many people might not consider until they find themselves in a similar situation and unsure of what to do or how to proceed. What are the unspoken mores of sex work? How should you act if someone has left their husband and is acting weird? What can you expect if you decide to seek help in your old age or if you’re being abuse? The subject matter is grim and frightening, and the plot is pretty extreme, but it isn’t salacious. And it certainly affected me and made me think about unpleasant but real experiences that I would have otherwise ignored. It wasn’t an enjoyable read, and I probably wouldn’t recommend it to a friend, but it was thought-provoking and stuck in my head long after I finished it. That’s pretty commendable.

Book Review: Five on a Treasure Island

First published on 50 Book Challenge on 13 June 2015.


I have a confession to make. I never read any of the Famous Five novels growing up. I knew their basic premise – four middle-class English children and a dog drink lashings of ginger beer and enjoy idealised summer holiday adventures together – but my main exposure to the franchise came from the mid-nineties TV show and being cast as Suspicious Character No. 1 in a drama production (loosely based on the books) when I was eight. However, nothing could have prepared me for the twee nostalgia bombardment that awaited me as I plunged into the first book of the series, Five on a Treasure Island.

In this first instalment, three siblings (Julian, Dick and Anne) stay with relatives while their parents go off on holiday without them. They meet their kindly Aunt Fanny, their stern Uncle Quentin and their cousin Georgina, who prefers to be referred to a George and treated as a boy. Whether or not George is meant to be transgender is unclear; the narrative always refers to the character with female pronouns, but George clearly doesn’t like being thought of as a girl and their only human friend is a lad from the village who always refers to George as ‘Master George’. Personally, I think it likely that George is transgender in the same way as Sherlock Holmes is often considered to be asexual. The terms themselves are not used in the books, due to the time periods in which they were written, but the characters’ descriptions and behaviours would suggest that they do fall into these categories.

George is initially standoffish towards her cousins but she warms to them after they give her ice-cream and agree not to tell her parents that George has a forbidden pet dog (Timmy) who stays with her friend, the village boy. As a cynophobe I may be unfairly biased, but I found it infuriating how infatuated the children are with the unruly Timmy. The dog is a nuisance, barking at strangers and getting into trouble (what’s that, Enid Blyton? Did Timmy fall down a well?), and George is a pretty incompetent owner. The children repeatedly take the poorly trained dog to an island where the dog torments the rabbits on several occasions despite George’s attempts to call him to stop.

I wouldn’t mind so much, but the narrative goes to great lengths to assure the reader how intelligent Timmy is supposed to be – “of course he can understand me!” George exclaims at one stage – and for most of the book I assumed that this was intentional. While written in third person, the narrative is heavily skewed to resemble the children’s thought patterns, so I wondered whether the reader was meant to pick up on the discrepancies and realise that Timmy is described in the same way as everything is described – through the rose-tinted lens of childhood. But at the end of the story, after the Famous Five prevent a robbery of hundreds of gold ingots, George’s mother gets gooey-eyed over Timmy, too. And even Uncle Quentin, who had quite rightly forbidden the badly behaved dog from entering the house, has a change of heart and allows the dog to stay.

In fact, the entire last chapter was a huge let down. Up until that point I was prepared to suspend my disbelief and let Enid Blyton away with the idealised childhood scenario she was creating, but this overly simplistic resolution to the plot was unsatisfactory, for me: finding the treasure solves all of George’s family’s problems, which seems like a bit of a copout. Uncle Quentin no longer has any money worries and can now pursue his passion for academia without having to feel guilty for not providing for his family. As stated above, George is allowed to keep Timmy and the family now has enough money to send George to the same boarding school that Anne attends – a boarding school that just so happens to allow children to keep pets. So Timmy can come too!

Seriously, though. That last one got to me. What kind of boarding school allows its pupils to have dogs? What about the kids with allergies, or fears of animals? And who’s going to look after these dogs when the children are in lessons? And who’s going to be making sure that the children treat these pets correctly? And, yes, it seems kind of unfair that I’d argue against this minor point when I’m perfectly fine with four pre-teens and a dog taking down a robbery – but the latter is the main driving force of the story, so I can get behind that. As far as I can tell, the whole boarding-school dog scenario adds nothing except to reinforce the idealness of the already over-the-top conclusion.

That said, there were sections of the book that I very much liked. I thought it was sweet that the children learn the new word ‘ingots’ from the treasure map and then gleefully use it as much as possible throughout the rest of the book. I liked George’s idea to sign the note that the criminals force her to write to her cousins with ‘Georgina’, thus indicating that something was wrong. I enjoyed the frank dialogues between the children – especially towards the beginning before they become real friends. And, despite being a relatively short book, the pace is very relaxed (at least until the last chapter).

All in all, it was a cute read with distinctive and relatable protagonists and a leisurely, summer-holiday feel. I’d probably have really got into these books as a kid, and they certainly beat Scooby Doo any day. ‘Spiffing’!

“That’s a Quarter of a Century – Makes a Girl Think”

So, it was my twenty-fifth birthday this week. Thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday – in person and via social medias.
The title of this post comes from Marilyn Monroe’s character in Some Like It Hot, where she talks about getting married. For the record, I currently have no intention of getting married, I just like the out-of-context quote, so I used it.
Aaaaaanyway, I’ve been planning this comic strip since I started this new blog, so I really hope you like it.Birthday Blues Comic Strip - with text

Feature: Echo Chamber

Imagine sitting on a couch next to a stranger, surrounded by arcade games and Nintendo wall decorations, staring into the face of a paper mâché mounted smilodon head, while a string quartet plays a mashup of medieval chant and Jimi Hendrix. This was the unique musical experience that the Mancunian string quartet Echo Chamber offered four nights ago (Monday 6th) at the MegaBYTE cafe in Glasgow.

An arcade cafe might, on the surface, seem an odd choice of venue for a classical music concert. Similarly, Jimi Hendrix and Kanye West are not necessarily the most intuitive musical companions to Franz Schubert, Arvo Pärt, or Pérotin. But Echo Chamber, although still very new on the music scene, is eager to challenge some of the social mores that have sprouted up around classical music.

The choice of venue was a result of the quartet’s association with the company Groupmuse, an organisation that provides a platform for people to set up classical music concerts in small, unlikely venues. Quite often, that even involves a member of the public arranging a concert in their own living room! The idea, which has already taken off in the States, is to build a community of like-minded people who really enjoy classical music and listening to it in unexpected places. As violinist Stephen Bradshaw put it when we talked after the concert:

Chamber music is very much a tradition of friends coming together to play music. It is often described as being like a conversation. As soon as you take that out of a small room and put it in a big concert hall, some of the more salient elements of that are lost.

This is very true. Although a concert hall’s acoustics may be better, this particular experience really invokes the salons of, say, Haydn and Mozart, friends who occasionally met to play string quartets together, or the 19th-century Viennese parlours that Franz Schubert gathered in with his circle. Although, perhaps an even more fitting analogue there would be the Schubertiads, established after Schubert’s death, which often involved fans of Schubert coming together in drawing rooms to celebrate the music they loved in an informal setting in the company of others who shared their passion. This practice fell out of fashion eventually; even as early as 1946, the music critic Alec Robertson was bemoaning the loss of these cosy gatherings. But perhaps Groupmuse’s house concerts will inspire a resurgence.

If such a renewal is to take place, Echo Chamber’s unique style is perfect for the situation. Their repetoire, inspired by listening to songs on shuffle in Spotify and the Radio 3 show Late Junction, is vibrantly innovative. As Bradshaw pointed out, there’s no rule that says you can’t pair 13th-century music with Kanye West, so if it sounds good together, why not go for it? The unconventional musical juxtapositions are interesting and engaging and during each performance there’s a sense of a shared joke between the players and the audience, which is enhanced by how close everyone is gathered. The cello was less than an arm’s length away from where I was sitting.

This was an unforeseen addition to this particular evening’s arrangement (even for the players!). After the first piece, the quartet’s artistic director, Leo Mercer, suggested we all moved to sit around one table with each member of the quartet situated at one of the four corners. Personally, my initial reaction was intrigued bemusement, but I was pleasantly surprised by how relaxed the rest of the concert turned out to be, given its intimate nature.

I think also, this was a really positive inclusion for a concert of this style, where the individuality and variation from concert to concert is a big attraction. The quartet also includes improvisation for the musical transitions, and these are completely different each performance. For example, Monday night’s transition between Pérotin’s Viderunt Omnes and Jimi Hendrix’s Purple Haze featured a lot of powerful, dramatic tremolo that was fantastic, and all the more impressive for having been made up on the spot. During the interval, when the performers came and chatted with the audience, Sophia Dignam (viola) was laughing about how she started the tremolo, unsure whether it would work out well, and the others followed her lead and they just went for it – and I have to say, it worked brilliantly! Mercer, the artistic director, even mentioned that he thought it was their best transition to date! It was lovely that all of the group were so open and willing to talk about the performance; they were all really friendly and it enhanced the whole atmosphere.

It’s a somewhat unusual setup for a string quartet to have an artistic director, most quartets operate as a purely democratic unit, but here Mercer is very much an asset to the group, always coming up with new ideas to encourage both the audience and the players to experience and think about the music in new ways. Bradshaw described to me the group’s rehearsal process. Generally they will spend about forty-five minutes rehearsing the music, then Mercer will come in and “do his artistic directing thing”, for example:

He might get us to think about different lines of music as different characters in a play, or get us to move around the room, sit in different parts of the room, try and experience the music in a different way in order to get us to play in more kind of fresh and exciting ways. […] He has a very unique style of artistic direction, and he’s constantly trying to take us out of our comfort zone, which is a really good thing. Classical musicians have the worst comfort zones, and we’re just used to doing a very specific thing within a certain set of confined rules. And Leo’s all about taking us out of those comfort zones, taking us out of those “echo chambers” and getting us to try out new stuff all the time.

Echo Chamber’s house concerts are not Mercer’s only out-of-the-box production. He’s written an opera called The Marriage of Kim K, based on Mozart’s The Marriage of Figaro. Again combining classical and contemporary, the opera will feature reality-TV style aspects alongside music from Figaro as well as newly composed material. Echo Chamber will actually be providing the music for the production at the Edinburgh Fringe in August. It’s an intriguing idea, and judging by the surprises of Monday’s concert, I’m not sure what to expect, but I imagine it will be distinctively special.

Bradshaw told me about what the quartet hoped to achieve with their concerts:

We really want people to experience classical music in a non-pretentious way, and that’s probably one of the biggest features that we do as a quartet. Making classical music less about turning up, smartly dressed, and not clapping between movements and more about just coming and enjoying the music you like, with a drink in hand, with friends. That’s what we want people to take away from this. Yes, a sense of community, a sense of – not necessarily classical music being cool – but making it something accessible, something you enjoy going to listen to. Have fun, have fun going to a house party but one where you listen to your friends playing classical music! Simple as that really!

I think they have accomplished that goal. Everything about Monday’s concert was crafted to make the experience as unique, friendly and hospitable as possible. It was a relaxed and enjoyable evening, with very talented, thoughtful musicians and their beautiful music in a small retro cafe. And although the word is frightfully overused, I’d go as far as to say the evening was “hygge”.

Echo Chamber Quartet
From the left: Chris Terepin (cello), Stephen Bradshaw (violin), Sophia Dignam (viola) & Rebekah Reid (violin).


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Dance Review: Moscow City Ballet’s “Sleeping Beauty”

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The Evil Fairy, Carabosse

Recently, my best friend and I saw Moscow City Ballet’s spectacular performance of Tchaikovsky’s Sleeping Beauty, at the Edinburgh Playhouse. The website I work for, Bachtrack, had asked me to write a review of the production – and I’m really pleased they did because it was a marvelous evening, packed with fairy tales and music. It also gave me the opportunity to visit my friend, which is always really fun.

The review, if you want to read it, is here. This article’s drawing is of the evil fairy, Carabosse, played by Kiril Kasatkin.